Today at work they told me to go back home because I looked like shit, so then I came home and bitched at Jesus. Not the almighty Jesus by all means, not even baby Jesus, Jesus on the cross or any incarnation you may think of, but my Salvadorian gardener Jesus. He was fucking up asking for a knife, mother fucker bring your own knife.
It is then I realized I wasn't my usual self. I sat down on the computer for a bit then went to the gym, I worked out so much I passed out, a few tears came out. I called myself a fag, got up, took a shower and went to school.
I know exactly what's wrong with me and I will not embrace this sadness. I am the Mufaker. I was put on this earth for the sole purpose of kicking some ass and macking on the female species. So lets fucking do this shit. While we're young. Ya'll with me?
Let's dance.
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6 comments:
do u really have a salvatorian gardener workin for u? or is it a joke ???
juajuaaaa
kita la verificacion de palabras :(
algunos emos saben typear bien asi k no t sirve de mucho
La quitaría Miss K pero ultimamente me ha llegado mucho SPAM. :(
Y si, tengo un jardinero salvadoreño que se llama Jesús. El güey espera ansiosamente el momento de su cruzada hacia el "otro lado".
mi papa es salvadoreño.
hahahahahahahaha
PINCHE FUK YA TE ESTAS CONVIRTIENDO EN UN EMO!!! LA BANDA TE SALUDA....EL SR BUENROSTRO
Tsss no mames ya se!
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